idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I've blown a few things in my day
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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