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you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
whose ass print is on the piano?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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