woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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