It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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