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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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