I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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