either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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