Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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