there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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