I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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