he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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