i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
This baby is an asshole
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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