Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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