i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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