i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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