That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
that may or may not have been my penis.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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