So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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