At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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