That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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