Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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