benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
