Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
that's an acceptable place to lick
only if we run a train.
done.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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