Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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