It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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