After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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