we have officially lost it.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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