dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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