I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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