do herpes really smell.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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