I'm sorry my penis didn't work
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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