Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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