Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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