I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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