then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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