Have you finally orgasmed yet?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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