That's when you crack a 10am beer
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
