Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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