People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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