just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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