i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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