Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
