I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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