3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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