You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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