OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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