He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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