don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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