Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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