just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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