He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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