i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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