My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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