Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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